{"product_id":"blobfish-mido","title":"🐟🍓 Blobfish — Strawberry Edition [Mido]","description":"\u003ch1\u003e🐟🍓 Blobfish — Strawberry Edition [Mido]\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Meet Blobfish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot every friend is conventionally cute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome are a little strange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little squishy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somehow impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlobfish is the kind of character that makes people stop scrolling, laugh, and immediately show someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its oversized lips, sleepy eyes, and wonderfully awkward face, Blobfish has perfected the art of being ugly in the most lovable way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe first time you see it, you laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe second time, you smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy the third time...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eyou're already deciding where it's going to live on your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🍬 Origin Story\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFar beyond the Strawberry Sea, where the water is calm and the days move slowly, lives a very unusual fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlobfish never wanted to be the prettiest fish in the ocean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt never wanted to be the fastest, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstead, it spent its days floating peacefully through fields of drifting strawberries carried by the current.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne strawberry landed on its head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen hundreds more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore long, Blobfish smelled faintly sweet wherever it went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe other sea creatures couldn't decide what it was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fish?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA strawberry?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA very confused potato?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlobfish didn't mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt simply continued drifting through life, making everyone around it smile without even trying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🧸 Feel \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoftness: 5\/5\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRise Speed: Slow Rise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTexture: Ultra-soft hydrated matte skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: Medium-Heavy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShape: Oversized blobfish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSound: Quiet squeeze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eType: Comfort Character\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlobfish features an incredibly soft, hydrated-feeling skin that folds easily under pressure and slowly rises back into shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts oversized body provides deep, satisfying squeezes, while the expressive face somehow becomes even funnier every time it's squished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a light squeezer or someone who enjoys a full two-handed squeeze, Blobfish delivers a comforting, plush experience that keeps you coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🍓 Scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet Strawberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft strawberry scent that's light, fruity, and comforting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike fresh strawberries on a warm afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🌟 Rarity\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cult-favorite character loved by collectors who appreciate the weird, the wonderful, and the unexpectedly adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e💭 Why People Love Blobfish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Large, satisfying squeeze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Ultra-soft hydrated texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Slow-rising recovery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Sweet strawberry scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Oversized lips and expressive face\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Perfect balance of ugly and adorable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Great desk companion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Impossible to stop looking at\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Makes people laugh instantly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🐾 Pawmiga Lore Note\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlobfish secretly believes it's the most beautiful creature in the ocean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody has ever corrected it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMostly because everyone agrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust not for the reasons Blobfish thinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Not edible — even if it smells like strawberries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mido","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53897442754924,"sku":"BLOBFISH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/1608\/2796\/files\/ChatGPTImageJun12_2026_07_03_53PM.png?v=1781262329","url":"https:\/\/pawmiga.myshopify.com\/en-th\/products\/blobfish-mido","provider":"Pawmiga World","version":"1.0","type":"link"}